Total Medals Earned: 132 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,835 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/32 (150/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
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Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/290 points)
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/14 (25/260 points)
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 8/17 (200/525 points)
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 10/20 (110/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game